Oh, my. At least you have a good sense of humor about it.
Any advice I might offer would depend on how the rest of the car looks. If it's all like those pictures, 'parts car' comes to mind.
If that's the worst of it, then my next question would be, What are your plans for the car?
Drag racing: Jegs front clip & subframe rails/connectors
Street: possible donor car, since the rust is ahead of the suspension
Also, how in love with the car are you? If it has some special meaning, then almost any amount of rust may not stop you from seeing gold. I've seen pics of some very nice restos done on cars
I wouldn't have the guts to tackle.
Was it Mr. Spock that said, "There are always alternatives"?