Hahaha
That reminds me off the day that I first fired my engine with the tunnel ram...it was the first time the car had been in my ownership and had an engine in it and I was excited.
made sure it had fuel, ...check....made sure all electrical connections where in place ...check.....made sure distributor was set PERFECTLY....check.
So the moment of truth arrives and im scared poopless. (I always get scared when I have never heard an engine fire and theres no exhaust on it...just open manifolds).
I reach down with a screwdriver and bridge the starter with the fuel pump on...nothing...just cranks and cranks and cranks...no fire...till it drains the battery....tried starting fluid....nothing.
Checked plug wires....all attached.....moved distributor..nothing...
I triple checked the carbs and intake for leaks, checked for fuel pressure....it was there...ARGHH!!..
This went on for three days (I only worked on it in the evening).
Until one day right after the battery had just been recharged(again)...I was leaning on the car trying to get it to start by bridging the starter terminals....and then I decided it had to be spark....so ther I have been for an hour checking leads and wires and swearing and kicking loose tools...
I am tired, hungry, mad, and confused....By this time i am kinda delerious and am holding a spark plug(in my hand) against the exhaust manifold....nothing still...DANGIT...i cant figure itout....when all of a sudden as Im leaning into the engine bay with a screwdriver on the solenoid I notice a smal wire hanging below my grommet in the firewall.
Hmmm...I could swore I hooked that up...so I just snapped it back to the other wire like it should have been and like an idiot (still holding spark plug) I bridge the terminals for the hundredth time and without hesitation Im hit with 60,000 volts from my MSD box..
My whole right side feels like a giant cramp as I am rolling on the floor going "uuuhhhhhh....uhhhhhhhhh"...oops....guess I shoulda thought that one out a little more...
But it fired right after that with a few blips of the throttle.
Just goes to show you that we all do dumb things.
Cmon...dont say youve never doen that.
God bless
-Shred