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Postby h-bot » Tue Feb 12, 2002 10:15 pm

From: wildman923_REMOVE_931891_THIS_@yahoo.com


Just got my Tax returns back and the wife made
the mistake of telling me to get what I "needed" for
my Vega. HMMNNN didn't take me but half an hour to
pick out the parts I "needed" Ended up being a Demon
650 w/ mech sec,edelbrock rpm-air gap, Holley fuel
pump, B&M Megashifter, shift kit, a Petronix HEI
upgrade, and one of those cool see through Distributor
caps. Only thing I'm wondering is you think I was wrong
to take advantage of the
situation?
hehehehe
BOB


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Postby h-bot » Tue Feb 12, 2002 10:20 pm

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take advantage? naw we would nnneeevvveeerrr do that. yea right i bet she only had to say it twice, right? lol


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Postby h-bot » Tue Feb 12, 2002 10:45 pm

From: vegatex_REMOVE_952045_THIS_@yahoo.com


No way! I "need" a new cast aluminum rear end cover, trans pan, and a port job on my heads! Hey, I've gotta have reliable transportation, don't I?

Dave


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Postby h-bot » Tue Feb 12, 2002 10:46 pm

From: pfjk36322_REMOVE_543362_THIS_@yahoo.com


No way,Man.You got what you needed,and you
acted(reacted) before the cards turned against you.You lucky
guy.Mo' power to you.But wait till you see the bills for
what she "needed".("how many pairs of black shoes is
that now?!").Go for the gold,before the weekend
arrives.
Frank


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Postby h-bot » Wed Feb 13, 2002 8:40 am

From: vega_man_larry_REMOVE_616572_THIS_@yahoo.com


Gee,

All I'm getting out of the 'tax return' is new wheels. Where did I go wrong? The B&M Mega Shifter is a nice piece. You'll love it.

Larry


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Postby h-bot » Wed Feb 13, 2002 8:59 am

From: monzamess_REMOVE_280355_THIS_@yahoo.com


I ended up owing the federal govt money and get
back a total of $4.19 from the state of MD!
Maybe
I'll buy another can of spraypaint for the Monza with
it! :)

--Dennis

P.S. That's the
marriage penalty for you. My wife and I did our taxes as
if we were single just to see the difference; it was
about $1200! In other words, if we were single, we'd
get back about $800 but instead ended up owing about
$400. I think it should be the other way around! No
wonder family values are down the toilet.


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Postby h-bot » Wed Feb 13, 2002 1:02 pm

From: fyrftr50_REMOVE_598738_THIS_@yahoo.com


Bob, you should be ashamed of yourself for taking
advantage of such a sincere offer by your wife. Your
punishment is to take the entire weekend, and put all those
"needed" parts on your car, and you must drink beer while
your doing it, no excuses!! Hehe, well done!
Bryan


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Postby h-bot » Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:36 pm

From: sbc77vega_REMOVE_975931_THIS_@yahoo.com


In other words, if we were
single, we'd get
back about $800 but
instead ended up owing about
$400. I
think it should be the other way around! -
Dennis

Dennis, gotta have kids man. LOL. You'd end up better off
at tax time anyway. LOL.

I know, I know it's
a bad way to put things but
hey........


AJ


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Postby h-bot » Wed Feb 13, 2002 9:12 pm

From: wildman923_REMOVE_181034_THIS_@yahoo.com


Secret to getting a decent tax return is to
1.Have kids 2. Claim 0 all year long until tax time and
3. Work for the gov. On my taxes It says I only made
22k this year. But if you consider all the things I
don't need to pay for like Medical for the family. Plus
my non-taxable income (hazardous duty pay-aka Jump
Pay and Basic Allowance for Subsidence-Food Pay). In
reality I make about 32 a year. Best of both worlds
unless we go to war or Korea then I don't pay any taxes.
But there's a possibility I'll lose it all, I know
what a trade-off huh?
BOB


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Postby h-bot » Fri Feb 15, 2002 3:38 am

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Yeah. You were SOOOOO wrong.

p.s. can I borrow your wife when my return comes back? LOL


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