Franks the man (monday funny from Australia)

[AusRs]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.
You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: " Frank Feldman . He's a guy who did everything right -
all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things
happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman . He was a terrific athlete. He could
have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should
have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

Cabbie: "There ' s more.......He had a memory like a computer.
Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods
to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank
Feldman , he could do everything right."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and
avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake"

Passenger. "Mmm, there ' s not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her
feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and
his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was
the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up
to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank ."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his f... ing widow

[OldsStarfire]

Good one !

[75TC]

I like it

[Buscop]

Good one from down under!

[ColinOpseth]