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Postby AusRs » Wed May 02, 2007 9:43 am

A bloke had been at the pub all day and was in no shape to drive, so he left his car parked and walked home.

As he stumbled along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2am?" asked the cop.

"Going to a lecture", the man said.

"And who is going to give you a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife"
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Postby Kev442 » Wed May 02, 2007 5:45 pm

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