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Postby AusRs » Sun May 06, 2007 1:56 am

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get
their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day
the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Karl said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg
laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Emily raised her hand and said, "Our family are
farmers too, but we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."

That was a fine story Emily. Mick, do you have a story to
share?"

"Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was 3 bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.
And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunty Sharon when she's had a few drinks."
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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

Postby Monza Madness » Thu May 10, 2007 12:55 pm

POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard
smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile
on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed
off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
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Postby Monza Madness » Thu May 10, 2007 12:59 pm

I moved this to a new thread, sorry posted reply not new subject.
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