POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard
smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile
on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed
off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
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