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[steelhead]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


Please help!

Thanks, Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

[mldeolde]

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR GETTING A LOT OF SPAM. TALK TO HER MAKER AND SEE IF HE HAS A FIX YET. ADAM HAD THE SAME PROBLEM. IT JUST GETS IN ,TAKES OVER ,AND YOUR WORLD IS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN.....................

[Tailssideup]

Its things like this that make me ask why its worth getting married?

[mldeolde]

as with our computers its all about data input and output"comunication" , and program compatability. are you going in the same direction and like the same things. make sure you work out all the bugs before you really go "ON LINE" and make sure she is totally with the program or you will have problems down the road. just because you like it doesn't mean you shoud buy it.

[barebonesracecars]

Its things like this that make me ask why its worth getting married?

IT AIN'T. Take my word for it.

If you already have Girlfriend 7.0, get the free upgrade to:

Girlfriendwhowillstayfaithfulforeverbutdoesnotrequirearing 7.1

Remember never to play the Georgia Satelites song 'Keep Your Hands To Yourself' in her presence.

By condoms. Get a vasectomy. Stay celibate. Anything.

But don't get married! With rare exceptions, it is the Death of Your Life as You Have Known It.

Buscop has one. Apparently Fyrftr50 just picked one up. Some other dudes on here have them, too. I DID NOT, and I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS WHO DO.

run run run run run run run run run run run run run

[barebonesracecars]

P.S.

Just kidding!!!























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