Road Rules..Truckers version.

[Buscop]

1. Ladies... ever wonder why its called a Rear view mirror and not a Vanity mirror??? Think about it!!!
2. If you don't like speed get the f**k outta the fast lane.., in fact stay off the highway all together!
3. 4 way Stops are stoptionals, if you can't see a cop, just go!
4. if you drive with your turn signal on for more than a mile... do everyone a favour and slam your head in your car door because you are a RETARD!!!
5. If you hear my horn, it means move, plain and simple its not rocket science!
6. Guys your not cool driving around with your chair slamed back and only 4 inches of your head showing above the window!
7. Blue tooth is over-rated. If you are unable to drive with a cellphone in one hand, then two hands on the wheel ain't gunna help!
8. If your lane is ending up ahead, why wait until the very last goddamn moment to attempt to merge in!!
9. If you drive a shit box fine, but have some pride and don't put any spinin' hubcaps on!!
10. Learn to play big car, little car. if your car is smaller get the f**k outta the way.
11. If someone lets you in, it really is not that hard to throw a wave, it makes the person who let you in feel like they did the right thing!!
12. Make sure to laugh at people who drive eco - friendly cars. 1 car outta a million, way to save the environment.
13. Never get in my way if your a cyclist. your not cool, hippie!
14. Ladies don't get offended if I honk my horn at you. All it means is your hot and you just made my day.
15. Give transport trucks a break. You try driving one of those things!
16. Feel free to look, 4... even 5 cars in front, so you know whats coming up!
17. When you slam on your brakes and make me spill my coffee because you missed your street, don't be surprised when my coffee cup comes flying at your car!
18. Sing as loud as you want in your car, cause nobody wants to hear you outside your whip!
19. Please realize that I can see everyone who picks there nose while inside their vehicles. Windows are funny that way!
20. If you have been offended by what you have just read, then there is a good chance that you are the people who are causing me this unwanted stress, and I say to YOU, get off my ROAD!!!!!!!!!

[10secvega]

I will 2nd that list!!!!

[bugdewde]

Missing the traffic beat, Russ?????

[res0o7eb]

Russell,

#5 and #14 would cause some confusion among the Lady drivers out there - how would they know to get out of the way or if you think they're hot?
I guess it could mean both. "Get the hell out of the way, hottie?"
If that's the case, then what should a guy think when a trucker honks at him? If trucker is a woman, OK. But if trucker is a guy - ugh - I'll move over all the way to the right ASAP.

[10secvega]

Russell,

#5 and #14 would cause some confusion among the Lady drivers out there - how would they know to get out of the way or if you think they're hot?
I guess it could mean both. "Get the hell out of the way, hottie?"
If that's the case, then what should a guy think when a trucker honks at him? If trucker is a woman, OK. But if trucker is a guy - ugh - I'll move over all the way to the right ASAP.

2 different honks.The hottie honk is two quik jabs at the air horn.
The move the F@ck out of my way honk,is a very long and hard grab at the air horn,usually followed by waving of drivers hands and possible a middle finger.

[v8astregt]

Good list! I'll probably see all of those when I make the trip from AZ, to Kentucky, to Ohio, then to Minnesota this summer.

[res0o7eb]

19. Please realize that I can see everyone who picks there nose while inside their vehicles. Windows are funny that way!

Hey, got to get the little booger out of there. Otherwise sinus problems. Would you rather I blow my nose? No hands on the steering wheel then. I'm probably a more courteous driver with less steering input - no weaving, no cutting others off, no driving on the shoulder, etc. heh-heh. Anyway, I don't care what other people see, hear, or smell while I'm trying to get to work. If it were possible, I'd also willingly share the sound of my belch and the smell of my fart. I know, we're supposed to conserve gas. Sorry, I'm guilty in both ends.

[zeke]

I dont mind if people pick their noses while driving, but why do some of them eat their findings? uke: