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God and the Biker

Postby Buscop » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:05 am

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "That request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Postby zeke » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:07 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Dannyboy » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:27 am

LOL
aint that the truth...........
even the BIG man dropped the ball on that one :P
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Postby gerbsinmd » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:41 am

Heh, a man's gotta know his limits.
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