newest bad jokes of the day. easily offended keep out !
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:25 am
ok, heres the disclaimer--these are just jOKES, try not to get too worked up over them. ive been a doorman in various bars and nightclubs for 24 years now, i hear new horrible jokes basically every night at work. besides,i got a sick sense of humor, what can i say. will you just let me be me ! anyway, here we go...
#1---whats the difference between a f@g and a microwave ? your meat doesnt brown if you stick it in the microwave...
#2--whats the difference between erotic and kinky ? erotic is when you use a feather. kinky involves the entire chicken...
#3--why is a womans a$$h*le just like a 9V battery ? you know its wrong,and you know you shouldnt-but eventually youre still going to touch it with your tongue...
anyone want more? these are actually pretty mild by my standards if you can believe that, ( ) i got some really offensive ones rattling around in my brain but i think i would get banned and/or lynched if i put them up here- it may be better for me to send them PM if anyone wants them...
#1---whats the difference between a f@g and a microwave ? your meat doesnt brown if you stick it in the microwave...
#2--whats the difference between erotic and kinky ? erotic is when you use a feather. kinky involves the entire chicken...
#3--why is a womans a$$h*le just like a 9V battery ? you know its wrong,and you know you shouldnt-but eventually youre still going to touch it with your tongue...
anyone want more? these are actually pretty mild by my standards if you can believe that, ( ) i got some really offensive ones rattling around in my brain but i think i would get banned and/or lynched if i put them up here- it may be better for me to send them PM if anyone wants them...