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Postby zeke » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:56 am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Postby 1100kaw2 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 1:26 pm

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby dindin » Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Kenova » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:36 pm

Every old guy's dream!! :lol:

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Re: newest bad jokes of the day. easily offended keep out !

Postby zeke » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:45 pm

Larry the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 4th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, JoAnn?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore"
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Postby 67shovel » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:21 am

A god looking suicidal lady is getting ready to jump off a cliff when a bum walks up and says "hey lady, why don't we have sex before you jump"? "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP"! "Ok, i'll just go down to the bottom of the cliff and wait for you"
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Postby monzabug350 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:05 pm

A young lady walks into the bosses office and says "I want to file a sexual complaint against that new man you hired last week" The boss asks "what is the charge?" She replies " Every morning in the elevator he will turn to me,draws a deep breath and says "mmmm your hair smells great!" The boss asks "whats wrong with that?" She replies " He is a midget!! PS: An elevator smells different to a midget.
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