Re: newest bad jokes of the day. easily offended keep out !
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:52 am
Harry's and Zeke's two were really funny to me, love the blonde one
Her sister, also blonde, came home to her roommate after clubbin' and the roommate, blonde as well says, "why so glum chum?
She explains, that her car has more dents in it than last pub night and she's really frustrated....
Blonde no.2 says, well she worked as a receptionist at a body shop at shoppy's drug mart, maybe we should go down to the parking lot, I'll see if we can fix it....
the 2 blondes go to the dented Aveo, (sorry Marc, it's got a tiny tailpipe) and the roommate gets on her hands and knees and starts blowing like crazy on the tailpipe, and after a minute, gets up and has this soot ring 'round her mouth...blonde car owner starts laughing histarically at her and says you really look funny and why did you do that??! she says, it might have helped to get the wrinkles out,(a hidden joke from the store I'm sure) so the Aveo owner says, not only did you just make yourself look funny but, you are so blonde, that you didn't even wait till I put the windows up first!!! DUH!
.....Later that week in "Blonde ville"....Soot mouth blonde comes home from a pub and says, "I just slept with a Brazillion"....."YOU SLUT!!!!!" yells blonde Aveo owner,,,"How many is that actually!!?"...
Her sister, also blonde, came home to her roommate after clubbin' and the roommate, blonde as well says, "why so glum chum?
She explains, that her car has more dents in it than last pub night and she's really frustrated....
Blonde no.2 says, well she worked as a receptionist at a body shop at shoppy's drug mart, maybe we should go down to the parking lot, I'll see if we can fix it....
the 2 blondes go to the dented Aveo, (sorry Marc, it's got a tiny tailpipe) and the roommate gets on her hands and knees and starts blowing like crazy on the tailpipe, and after a minute, gets up and has this soot ring 'round her mouth...blonde car owner starts laughing histarically at her and says you really look funny and why did you do that??! she says, it might have helped to get the wrinkles out,(a hidden joke from the store I'm sure) so the Aveo owner says, not only did you just make yourself look funny but, you are so blonde, that you didn't even wait till I put the windows up first!!! DUH!
.....Later that week in "Blonde ville"....Soot mouth blonde comes home from a pub and says, "I just slept with a Brazillion"....."YOU SLUT!!!!!" yells blonde Aveo owner,,,"How many is that actually!!?"...