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Postby Biscayne John » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:18 am

Maybe it's me but..... but how come on all of these pop up ads for what used to be called a girdle have hot chicks wearing them..... I never saw a hot chick wearing one of these in my life....................
And how come they are trying to sell them to us on this site?????
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby starfire » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:30 am

Probably based on keywords, many racers use girdles on their engines. Lots of racers on this forum. The word "girdle" probably shows up a lot in the racing section. Download Ad-Blocker Plus if you don't want to see them.
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby starfire » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:48 am

I turned off my ABP for this site and dammit, all I got was ads for Kroil and Advance Auto. No hot chicks in girdles :x
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby Monza Harry » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:38 pm

Does the wife use the same computer/router for any fashion sites? Mine doesn't so I don't get any either Alan! I feel your Pain :bang: Harry
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby Kenova » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:43 pm

Biscayne John wrote:Maybe it's me but..... but how come on all of these pop up ads for what used to be called a girdle have hot chicks wearing them.....
Just a thought,


No, you're not alone John. I get the same adds from time to time.
If I thought for a second that one of those girdles would make the wife look half that good I'd have a dozen of them on order. :cry:

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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby zeke » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:16 pm

Kenova wrote:
No, you're not alone John. I get the same adds from time to time.
If I thought for a second that one of those girdles would make the wife look half that good I'd have a dozen of them on order. :cry:

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I get ads for hot chick boots cuz I searched for some rubber shifter boots LOL
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby zeke » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:38 pm

Hey! I finally got the girdle ad.
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby Biscayne John » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:28 am

Monza Harry wrote:I thought for a second that one of those girdles would make the wife look half that good I'd have a dozen of them on order.


They say side effects of Viagra could be a loss of vision and hearing....... hell, if I could not see her AND IF I DID NOT HEAR HER things might work a lot easier. Now that I think about it that is how that crap works.

At least it was not just me getting these girdle ads, or "shapewear" When they take all of that crap off it all falls together in one big mess anyway, I think booze is a lot cheaper then shapwear, the fat chicks always got picked up between 1:00 and 4:00 AM (NYS 4:00 AM bar closing time, we party hard here) Everytime I left with one I thought she looked great, till I sobered up
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby cosvega76 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:39 am

Biscayne John wrote:At least it was not just me getting these girdle ads, or "shapewear" When they take all of that crap off it all falls together in one big mess anyway, I think booze is a lot cheaper then shapwear, the fat chicks always got picked up between 1:00 and 4:00 AM (NYS 4:00 AM bar closing time, we party hard here) Everytime I left with one I thought she looked great, till I sobered up


Something like the old saying, "at 10 she's a 2, at 2 she's a 10"...


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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby zeke » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:41 am

Around here, quarter to two is last cow.
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby rhyolite » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:49 am

Thnx guys,

I actually did a Google Search on girdles, wanted to know what the Hell they were.
Came to conclude that again, ignorance is a bliss :)

I had to clear my browsing history otherwise my wife would start thinking im searching for girdles ... She doesnt
need one, but my godlike figure could definatly use one :)
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby Biscayne John » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:43 am

zeke wrote: but my godlike figure could definatly use one :)


I hear ya, When I look down I have not seen my feet in years,
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby zeke » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:47 am

Biscayne John wrote:
zeke wrote: but my godlike figure could definatly use one :)


I hear ya, When I look down I have not seen my feet in years,



Twasn't I who wrote it, I lost 70 pounds in the last 3 years. :mrgreen:
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby Biscayne John » Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:56 am

Sorry Zeke, I qouted the wrong guy! I had some surgurey and my right hand is not 100% yet so I oopsed it. Many congrats on the weight loss!

I meant, seems like I clicked on the wrong place....

[quote="rhyolite"] but my godlike figure could definatly use one Thnx guys,

I actually did a Google Search on girdles, wanted to know what the Hell they were.
Came to conclude that again, ignorance is a bliss :)
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Re: Maybe it's me but.....

Postby rhyolite » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:08 pm

I would have bought one, but i foresee serious issues when you really desperate to take a leak :)

Oohh let me just .... Unzip .. Take off .... Aaaaahhhhhh nevermind :)
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