The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President Obama, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:
1.) The stamp is in perfect order.
2.) There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.) People are spitting on the wrong side!