long joke

[monzabug350]

A lady goes to her doctor with a problem: She tell the doc "you see,I have the big lips (yeah those) is there anything you can do to help me?" The doc sends her to a plastic surgeon who tells her that its a simple operation that will fix her problem.She agrees and tells the doc "I want this to be done as quietly as possable and the fewest people involved" The doc tells her that just he and a nurse will do the operation,and she agrees.When she wakes up in the recovery room she looks around and sees 3 long stem roses on the night table,she gets mad,hits the call button and the doc and the nurse come in and asks whats wrong.She says "I told you I wanted this done quietly and as few people involved,whats with the roses"? The doc tells her" one is from me and one is from my nurse who helped in the operation" she calms down and asks "ok but who is the third one from?" The doc tells her "that one is from a paitent in the burn ward,he said to thank you for the ears"......And to aid you in the visual think of Obama!!

[zeke]

I have this metal picture of scissors and some tape now. ouch