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High School 1957 versus 2014

Postby HI WINDING MONZA » Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:31 pm

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You know by today's standards none of us was supposed to ever make it.



Scenario 1:

Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2014- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not behave in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Bil ly's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Bil ly's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2014 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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Re: High School 1957 versus 2014

Postby nutt » Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:38 pm

If it wasn't true, it'd be funny.
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Re: High School 1957 versus 2014

Postby monzabug350 » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:47 pm

I don't remember the state or school but about 2 or 3 years ago I read on the internet about a girl in grade school (a VERY PC district) at lunch said to her friends as she started to drink her grape juice "guess I will drink my wine now" one of the other kids told a teacher who pulled the girl out of class took her to the principals office reported what she said and then all hell brakes loose...kid suspended...parents called...child put into child custody.Why you ask? For ALCHOL ABUSE Yeah dats rite!! Parents arrested for child abuse and went through a legal hell and the kid and parents had to attend AA. Might not be 1957 or 2014/15,but it sure sounds like 1984(George Orwelles book) Went HS in the 50s and had a fight or two and when it was over it was over.When word got back home dad asked "did you win? If I said yes he said good,if not he asked "did you go down swinging?" and that was the end of that....well I did catch it from mom about fighting...Im sure some of you know what I mean. Or...how about this one...northern state(don't remember which one) high school two teens beat down one boy,teacher breaks it up calls the cops he arrests the two boys and asks the teacher did he defend himself? Teacher says no..cop says then I wont have to charge him...now if that sh...t wont make you ask WTF!? Just think two letters...PC. Does it worry you who have kids in school nowdays? Oh,and just lately...Teacher to class "you are not a boy, you are not a girl...you are PURPLE PENGUIENS!!!" (spelling)
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