Dick, that's hilarious!
I was equally vocal at a superstore once but a little different context....
.... ever been up here and gone to an IKEA store???!!!!!!
I'm not allowed to accompany my daughter any longer.....
I was at one of their maze stores and I was expressing how they had moved the exits and purposely confused people into staying longer and by some co-orsion caused people to wander aimlessly and somehow when famished after the first 1 hour ordeal, found themselves eating Sweedish meatballs to gain enough nutrients to perform the last leg of their " Tour of Duty".....it was harrowing...even more intense than a training excercise in the sand dunes of Ipperwash camp when I was in the Militia!!!!
I compared the whole experience to "rats in a maze" to one of their staff and did this rather vocally lol....my daughter was embarrassed and other's around me mostly the male patrons, roared with laughter!! Ever since, I don't go to their locations and happily don't get invited to shop along!!
....I hates IKEA!
I'll never forget what the little older Gentleman remarked..."it's like waiting for my life"......too funny
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