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Postby hammerdown7 » Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:58 pm

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: March 21, 2015
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!
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Postby Monza Harry » Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:42 pm

That is Absolutely Hilarious Dick keep them coming! Harry
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Re: Funny

Postby dindin » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:42 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny

Postby mahoy78spyder » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:03 am

That's a good one. Thanks. :lol:
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Re: Funny

Postby 1100kaw2 » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:38 am

Great chuckle. LOL

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Re: Funny

Postby Sunula66 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:36 am Larry The Cable Guy would say..." Now that's Funny right thar!!! huh huh, I don't care who ya are!!".... :th: Good laugh!! ...thanks.
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Re: Funny

Postby monzabug350 » Wed May 10, 2017 7:13 pm

Its been a while but here is my latest joke...A state trooper is driving down the highway and when he passed the old folks home he was shocked to see about a dozen 80/90 year old nude women laying around the front lawn. Pulling in to the directors office, he goes in and asks the director about the old women on the front lawn. The director smiles and tells the trooper the they are retired hookers and they are having a yard sale!!! (yeah thats a bad visual)
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